A person told his Kansas Mosaic. "Hey, what are you doing so yellow?" Neighbor had to wear a new shoe today. I told her to go up by fixing two stairs instead of taking a slippery foot but instead she did not get less than three stairs. The result is that the trousers fall apart. "
Poore Saal Ka Rate
But when he entered the university, the professor gave the lecture on the first day and said, "Look ... shots are not permitted to give jobs to hostels, which will be punished by a dog, one hundred and fifty rupees, two rape teens and two The rupee will be penalized, the telegraph will be penalized for teens and five hundred rupees. "On hearing this, Anand Singh stood up and professed Professor Sahib:" Professor Shahab ... this is the turn of the moon. " Re:?
Zuban Ki Ahmiyat
Once a cha-ha was going with her children, there came a cat, the cousin immediately began to bite with a dog. The cat ran away. Seeing this, Chuhia advised her children, "See how important is the mother tongue in the world of mother tongue."
Sirf Aik Goli
One headed wife got thrown out of the ruined house, the locals gathered together, while stoning the Kalonut core, it was constantly saying, "Come on ... my heady sights, drink my love, Mir Akhund Bhanwant Singh "L. G. was giving tears to the clown house, and she was crying constantly, finally an old man went ahead and hugged Clone with Rai," Dum ... Billonant Singh called a dead body. ? The clown house is crying like this "Oh ... Mice!" The clerical house replied, "I am worried ... do not shoot two gallons per house, I'll die dead."
Qabil E Daad
He was trying to get rid of some strange army. He considered this matter for several months. Finally, a proposal was heard. He reached the doctor and began to stay. "Doctor, my vision is very bad, I do not work at all." The doctor said. "Sit on this chair, then listen to you in detail." "Which chair?" The doctor caught him on a chair "Do not you see a chair?" "Not exactly." "Well now read the fifth line." The doctor pointed out a chart on the wall. "Where are you reading?" "Look at the charts." "Which chart?" By seeing this, the doctor believed that his vision It's really over and it has always left the army for a holiday. As he went out he strongly asserted that he was a victim. She was very happy. He almost got to see a movie in a cinema house. When the film ended, he was surprised. The doctor who had discharged him due to visibility, sat on the set seat. The doctor had also recognized him but he said without expressing any kind of panic. "Why sir! Where will this bus go? "
Doodh Wala
One sir had a tomb. One day, he was not at home at the house that the milk came, he knocked the door and said, "Who?" He again answered "milk" and started waiting for a door to open. Finally, where are you bothering me in my brother, who is you inside? Voice from inside "Milk."
Tin De Tin
A validity died after serving all ages. Survivors leave a widow, a son and a daughter. The poverty of widow, hard work, provoked her son and daughter. When the son started earning, he grew up thinking about marriage, he would have tasted his daily marriage. One day the son came tightly. "Untouchable euphemism is made by the fourth generation ... all you have to do is stay awake,?????/It was strange." "You're going to die!" The son was queen, and said, "Unless ... to die till now, let's go."
Churi
If the fifth appeal of the LBW was passed, Bowler touched. She flapped to the empire and said angry. Sir! Tell me where is your stick? "" Stick? What a stick, I do not have any rod. "Emperor said surprisingly. "It's fantastic." Bowler dropped. "I did not see any blind without a stick."
Tankha Main Izafa
If a employee received a salary, he thought that before he could give the wife a gun, at least pay the amount. When he paid the money, he had a hundred rupees. He reached immediately to the carrier and said, "You have given a mistake more than 100 rupees." The cash amount and the amount of cash is absolutely good. The fact is that your salary has increased by Rs. 100 to the last three months. The person said surprisingly. "Wonderful man. My wife has not told me exactly ... "
Jahaz Chala Raha Tha
No one survived a plane crash. Experts get to the accident, everything was destroyed that it was not possible to detect the cause of the accident. A monkey was sitting on a tree near the damaged ship, whose airline tag was hanging on the throat. It was found that this monkey was also a traveler of a destroyed ship. He was caught. A specialist in the language of the gestures was hired, so that they could get to know something by talking to the monkey! The inquiry board questioned monkeys through the specialist, "How long is the accident?" The language expert of the gestures explained the question monkey, the monkey listened to the question, and then pointed to his wrist, then ten fingers of two hands stood, After that he paired both hands on his cheeks and tore his head. Experts pointed out and said, "The monkey is saying that the crash happened at 10 pm." The inquiry board further questioned, "What were the passengers doing at this time?" Monkey then put both hands with his cheeks and tore the head. What, the specialist then said, "The monkey is saying the passengers were sleeping!" What was Air Swisses doing? The monkey said, "It was sleeping." Investigators said, "What is pilot doing?" Stopped and he replied, "It was sleeping." One of the investigators said to the monkey, "When all the people are sleeping If you were, what were you doing? "The monkey shook the two hands with the indicator," The ship was driving. "
Matam
One person was going to the sea, carrying his color TV and VCR. He got his friend on the way and surprised him. "What's the matter?" He said. "But I'm going to make fun and TV, VCR will sink. My wife will not give up on me for the loss of such things. "
Partal
Pramam Singh was examining Ludhiana University. The examination was something like that to answer the question correctly or wrong. The story was especially long. Pramam Singh was involved in resolving the issue with a lot of insult. When the supervisor came to Pramam Singh, he saw that Pramam Singh caught a pen in the hand. On every question she looks good, sees the coins and writes the answer to the wrong or right. Supervisor was very surprised, he asked, "What's the matter? What are you doing here?" Pramam Singh said, "Siraji! The solution was solved!" Supervisor said, "Why is the" frequent "Tas" What are you doing? "Pramam Singh said," Sirji! Oh science! I have to ask about each and every other question, come straight to each question, answer the answer, come true and answer the wrong, science says that I will definitely answer you! "Supervisor Pramam Singh's" science " Very influenced by knowledge and went back. Waiting for the funeral, he came to Nam Singh again, saw that Pramam Singh is bouncing a siege again, along with his cheeks! He asked! "What's wrong?" She said, "Do not worry."
