An amazing ability to recognize the blind animal touches. When a day went to the shop of his neighborhood, Kasab had just opened a shop. The blind touched the hanging meat in front of him and said, "This is a sheep. "Then the other meat touched it," Is it the goat's meat? "Kausab was surprised and then shocked him. He put his shirt over and put his hand on his stomach and said, "Who is this meat?" By the end, you sell donkeys too. "
Jaise Ko Taisa
Two friends were very smart, they had to go to Lahore, but they did not have to sit in the train to sleep forever at night, they shouted that all the passengers came in a snake in Boogie. Both friends quickly raced into the train and slept on their wounds when their eyes were opened, there was a front in front of them. He asked him: Brother, have you arrived in Lahore? Clay (surprisingly): Lahore? Mr.! The snake snake hit the night, so the dish was cut off. "
Central Jail
The accused of theft said in his cleansing court: "Mr.! I'm alone in this world. The food is not bread, living is not a house, and it has been a long time, and I have a friend. ؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟"The lucky person asked:" Where? "Said the judge:" In the Central Prison. "
Sarhi
A stranger followed by a stranger after a few minutes after a single woman was screaming, strangely strangers ran away and patroled straight and two gangsters came to know that the man is guilty and lighter. The shopkeeper gave a woman to the girl that she escaped from taking her away because she asked the woman "but how did you know that she is lazy?" Said the woman. "What did I know?" I was scared when you told a sari price. "
Masail Ka Hal
During the tour of the beach, husband said after his sad story: "Do not go now and how many problems will arise, and I do not even understand any solution to them." Answer: "You do not worry at all because it is the perfect solution to me.
Kharab Halat
An unsuccessful article writer was expert in writing and writing letters. An elder went to them and said that write the letter to me by the name of Mr. Sahib and inform them of my condition. After writing a letter, the article read the letter to the elder. After hearing they started crying. The article asked surprise: "Baba! What is the matter? "The elders said:" Son! I did not know myself that my situation is so bad. "
Sang Tarash
A new married couple was staying at the hotel. The bride was very rare because the moonlight was sculptured and the groom was getting nervous. The walls of the room were thin and two honeys were sitting in the equator's room, said the groom in love. I think from Karachi, call a stone and make your statue knocked on the door of their room at the moment. Husband asked. Who got the answer?
Khushk Kitab
Amjad. Where did the book go to Abu Bakr saying a very dry book? Sleep. Brother I have put it in the water to take it.
Halwa
Three of the four men who were betrayed, became unconscious and fourthly crying loudly. People asked the reason for crying, the man said, "If I am unconscious, then who will eat the rest of the life." "
Zaban
Renters (from homeowners): "I will not be able to pay this month. "Owner house: You said the same month in the previous month. Farmer: Mr.! Man's language should be one and I am on my own language.
Band Karma
Guide shows tourists a shore of historical buildings, saying: "This room is a special significance. In this, Maharani was unconscious while cooking and died in that room. "" But just a few days ago, did you say this front room? "A tourist said while surprise. The guiding head headed and said: "Actually, the camera is closed today. "
Nazar
Shahid kept bringing dozens of corners in front of his fate friend Mahmood Sahib and said: "Hey brother! Eat without hesitation. "Mahmood Sahib raises six loaves of corn and said:" What is the rest of the clock to see? It seems that my view has become somewhat less powerful. Shahid hurriedly said: "Maybe that's why you understand Kino as a grape. "
Nai Ki Dukan
A lady quickly entered a shop and said, what kind of illness do I have, doctor? Shop owner, eyes. Woman said But lie, sir! How is my illness in my eyes? Shopkeeper! It is a disease that this shop is not a doctor but a barbershop.
Budhoo Wakeel
A prominent lawyer in the US was fighting a person's case. Which was accused of stealing $ 2.5 million. In his discussion, he addressed Jury and said. I can prove That my client is innocent and she did not feed $ 50 million every time she had so much money. Does he serve as an evil lawyer like me?
Subha Bakhair
A celebration was raised again by night, saying, "Good morning" from your beloved. The last time he did not want to be excluded, you heard the voice from the top. Sir, please say good morning in the morning.
