Aurato Ki Seat
Pramam Singh a day before day, he had to drink wine, he had to go somewhere, no one was seen empty, he saw a vacuum set, and a set for women appeared empty. It's bad A headman went to the bus stop at the next stop, seeing a man sitting on the seat of the woman was shouted, saying, "Brother ... there is a goat set for women". Pramam Singh said, "Feh ... I "The headman got angry and said, pointing out the head over the head of Sarwarjiji, the bidding brother ... oh look ... the third is written, this is the seat of women!" But Singh said to the satisfaction. G ... You are as much as write or o ... you were sitting and sit! "
Chabi
Sondha Singh was the ruler of his area, he had to go on a fight. He closed his wife, lunas and Rama and a wealth in a cabin and locked out, then he called his closest friend, while quitting the key he said, "Go to battle in war there. ... I do not know if I'm coming to the rescue ... I have handed over my hand to you ... if I die in battle and millions of my friends spend millions ... my wives take care of them ... have taken care of me. "The friend became so emotional, but he kept the key on the inspiration of Sondha Singh. On the next day, Sondha Singh went to the battlefield, right now she had gone away from her rumor that her friend ran horse riding her face, hugged her horse and said, "I have come to give you the wrong keys." It's new to locks! "
Champion
A cricket player said to his bride. Today a new test match of our life is going to start, my parents will have to accept you as Imperial, whether they give you an LBW or why they do not send back pole. We will make our home like the roles of our love like a strong pitch, appealing my sisters to run out and brother-in-law-out-of-the-art, throwing my balls in such a way to try to win the heart of my family, You can become the world Champion in our family by making maximum score for your loyalty by putting your service and love knife.
Aag
A man called for a fire station and said, "Look, I've recently heard my garden. I planted it with precious plants." "Is it a fire?" It was sent from the other side. "Some plants are absolutely rare. I have gained them very hardly. "" The other is a very angry anger. "See Mr.! It's a fireplace, not a shopkeeper. "" I know it! Just listen to me, my neighbor has got a fire and I do not want to damage my gardens and plants when you come to bring fire. "
Fancy Show
A fan filled the dog for a fancy dress show on a festival and she was completely doggy. When he was going to participate in the dress show, the ankle dog catcher drowned him and dragged to the city's truck. The person started running I have kept this modeling for the Fancy dresses show. "Stop bouncing." The dog cousin said. "I've got twelve dogs since morning, every dog has said the same thing."
Blade
It is popular in Jewish times that there are big arguments. A Jewish warrior returned from war, was surprised by seeing the grown beards of his father and older brother coming to the reception, and surprised and asked, "Why have you raised the beards?" Do not remember, Blade had taken you. "The Father answered.
Khawahish
The teacher said in class that saying that a person who wants to work hard can fulfill his wishes through hard work. A student ... "But Mr. My Abu says that my wish can not be fulfilled" "What do you want?" Asked the teacher "to become a lady doctor in the middle." The student answered innocently.
Yateem Khana
Dododist passed through a cemetery, one of them stood standing with a tomb and said, "This tomb is unusual. It was a good man, Bachara handed over everything to the orphanage. The other friend said, "Well, do we know what to do? ... First friend replied that four boys and six girls "
Tarkeeb No 9
He is recruiting a new police officer, was arrested in a jail sentence. One day a prisoner died. Inspector called him and said, "Put the body to heritage ... and yes ... bring tea to the water." She was very surprised. Inspector got understood and sent an old soldier with him. "See how he receives tea." He said the body handed over the heritage. Oops, there are three months left for the imprisonment of this prisoner. Give your help to complete the sentence ... Or ... give tea to the water. "
Nijat
How is your husband's nature now? I got rid of my husband. Have you done any treatment? How could be saved if healed?
Zuban Bandi
A couple of Karachiis got swat for the first time for fun on the wedding anniversary. Both beauty and beauty were very happy. After reaching the valley of the valley, the wife said that the glamorous atmosphere of the scenery has made my language crooked. The husband said. I think we sell a flat flat and make a house here.
Car Driver
A small child asked his father, "Abu? Can we reach Allah through the plane," the father replied, "Oh Allah Mian can be sitting in a car." Because the car is driving your mouse.
Murgha
Father (surprisingly), why are you wonders? Son You only said that the work is done in the school, repeat it at home.
Shave
How many times do you take a man (second)? The second man: forty five times. First Man: From surprise, are you crazy? Second man: Yes, I am a barber.
8 Din
Judge It's a shame that you have done seven tricks during a week. The accused. What is the shame about this? There were seven days in the week, if eight were eight thieves.
Hamdardi K Do Bool
When a tourist went to the hotel, Barree came and ordered. The tourist said: Dumplings of fried fish and sympathy. "Bring the beard and take it" and something? "The tourist replied! Let's say sympathy. "Badra took her face to the bank of the tourist and said:" Do not eat the fish for two days. "
