A farmer came to the bank and demanded two thousand rupees. The manager asked: "Will you give bail?" The farmer said: "I have 24 songs. "The person got the money. After a period of time, the farmer brought a big amount and counted two thousand rupees and returned to the manager. "The farmer looked at him and said," How many songs do you have? "
Stage Drama
During the stage play, a worker who ran on a runner's producer Yasser, producer was drinking tea in the dressing room, he asked: "What's the matter, why are you so scared?" "Sir! The hero shot the villain, but Wilton made a handful of hand with me. "The worker stressed Chatt producer. It was written on this: "Give me the goats on the back, give me, or else I will rise up and stand. "
Petrol Ka Gallon
A careful girl eventually eventually accepted the invitation of her wisher and went for a walk in the car. When the car reached a deserted and sunny place, the young man made the same old thing that the petrol was over. It's time to stay here tonight. Girl jumped out of the car. Car deck opened and spoken. "look over there. It was already in the gasoline gallon. "
Naukri
A person got a job in the zoo. The job was that they should wear their clothes for a fixed time and sit in a living room. The cage was with a living room. There was a door between the two cages. One day he opened the door and came to the lion's leopard, the leopard man started running "Lion came, he came." The tiger brought his mouth near the ear of the leopard, and said, "My husband will also go to work with me. Will also take out ".
Lakdi Ka Hath
One person listened to a stealing verdict. It is justice to say that the decade is the ruler. That steal my right hand. Just as the judge has been convinced and I can be crawled all over the judge. It's better that your right hand will be in jail. You can leave it there if you want. On hearing this, the criminal separated his wooden hand and kept it on the judge's desk.
Rasbhari
A French teen always used to drink wine in the same wine box. And you used to put a juice loaded in the jam of your wine. On getting married she took her wife to one day too. Whatter kept the wine jam in front of him, then he did not see the juice filled. Where is my juice loaded today? The waitress replied, Mr. She has left the job from here.
Jahazon Ka Ada
One man was passing through the market that he had a look at a woman. Who was wearing a very tallest dress. Many planes were made on the lady's shirt. The first woman was silent. But when she did not go, she got tired and said. Have you ever seen a plane?
Shokh Ladki
A beautiful girl told a poet. I have a picture of you that is to this extent, daughter-in-law as you kissed him. The poet said Answer: The picture also loved you. The girl replied. no. What do you talk about, the poet said. Then that photo, daughter-in-law is not like me.
5 Hazar Rupee
Son from the Father: "Abu! You said Tanana, if I succeed in the exam, you will pay Rs. 5,000. "Father:" Yes!
Tub
A legend did not tie Barree after eating at the hotel. Cornelius asked for a tape, saying: "It is not permissible to tape our religion in Islam. "Barley said humblely:" Sir! Give as much zakat on it.
Badtameez Waiter
One sir complained about the waiter of the hotel manager: "Your waiter is very disrespectful, often you can not call again." The manager asked the customer to apologize and drowned the waiter: "Stupid, foolish, Idiot! Since when are you laughing like a dog, and you are not listening. If the donkey is here, what donkey will come here. "
Rickshaw Driver
How many money will you go to the railway station from Pathor (to the rampant)? The rumor will take Rs. Take the money, fifty rupees. Oh, someone goes to fifty rupees, the rider said. You sit back, I'll take you to the Pathor.
Angoothi
He took his fingers in his hands and looked at the ring ring. This ring made her fiancé three days ago, "John! Did your friends appreciate it?" Yes, but not five, but also known to him ... "
Bhikari
A beggar was saying "There is only a question of two rupees. Baba. "A half asked her," Why only two rupees? "Bhagti replied to her very innocently," I ask for a person to see the times. "
Paltu Kutta
One was running very angry. "Today I will kill my dog." Someone asked, "What is his guilt? Tortured kept it injured. Keeping the rabbit destroyed them. Now my friend has come for fifteen days and could not do anything yet. "
Mehnati Aurat
How hard are women to give examples? Women are very hard. You estimate that only 12 women are natural, while remaining restless.
