Aik Shakhs
A person indicates a car to take a lift. When the car came slowly, he quickly sat down in it, but it was surprised to see that the driving set is empty and the vehicle is rolling out automatically. She agreed but sat down. After a long time, a man sitting in a Rickie 'sweat on a petrol pump got a petrol filled and sat down on a driving set. The man sitting in the car told him. "You were not on this set ... what was going on to keep it", the person responded quickly. "I am pushing this car with two miles and you are saying what they were driving.
Party
Samma Kashash was giving a big party in her house. Unfortunately, none of his artificial twisted dentists could fit properly. The more things (those who have a habit of women), they would get loose and started coming out of the mouth. He thought that Khatif was not in the party, so he directed a employee to look at my mouth and see the upper part of Jinni Bhatasi, tell me that Abid has come to the Gate. I will be warned and I will correct the precedence before closing my mouth ... during the party when he was busy talking, the servant warned twice that Abid has come to the gate, but Samima did not listen. After a while, he asked the servant. "What were you saying?" "Yes! I was saying that Abid has come to Gate ... "But now what is the benefit ... now they have fallen in the drowning year. They say
Faqeer
Some poor people ask for money from a man. This man said that I hit my beard three times. The number of hair that comes in my hand will give you the same amount. He hit the hand three times but no hair came. This man said to Poor. "There is nothing in your destiny." Faqir said. "No presence! Beard and your hand are mine." Then see my fate. "
Nodolutiai
A module tries to set up his bed. 'He employed an experienced person on this task. A few days after a close friend of Nadolta asked him. "How far that person has been successful in this regard." The groom answered. "He got so much information that now I'm giving money to keep his tongue closed."
Dr Hadsai Mai
The doctor was telling the patient who was injured in the accident. "I have two news for you a good and a bad one. Which news would you like to hear first? The patient said. "Listen to the bad news first." "The bad news is that we will have to cut your legs and the good news is that the patient with a similar bed wants to buy your shoes."
Aik Dosrai Sai
One person (from the other) "If you read prayers for one month in the winter, I will give you a goat prize," the other man continued reading prayers for one month. One month later, when the first person asked the goat according to the promise, the first man said. "I was joking to try you." The other man said very angry with hearing this. "I was already a suspect, so I am also praying without an object and without cap."
Aik Padri
From a pastor period, tribal people were preaching their religion. One day he asked for an examination of religious information. "Who was the first man?" Your heartbeat! Tell me. "The rituals of the heartbeat became red and she shouted. "I can not tell everyone in front of everyone when you are alone, not only the first but also to tell everyone else."
Aik Sahib
One man suffered considerable loss in business, the prices of his cheers dropped. The satellites were sitting in the skirmish that the servant ran away and spoke humbly. "Sir G! Begum Sahib has fallen down the stairs "Saheel said in anxiety. "Okay, sell it and wait new".
Jurnail
Jernail asked a soldier after taking over the campaign. "What kind of courage did you see in this victory?" I cut off the rifle soldier. "He answered. "Why did the head get cut from the thorns?" Jennifer asked. "The head was already cut off." The soldier responded quickly.
Nai Secratory
The new secretary was the owner of strange nature. The phone bells ring. But he will not take the phone. The owner told him. "You should call the phone." "But what is the benefit of my head?" Of course, nine calls are yours. "
Aik Buchai Kai Dada
A child's grandfather died. Two women of the neighborhood come for condolences, 'one of them said. Secondly, "will be of great". No sixty people would say "He had a child sitting nearby, he said. "Come on!" Give you forty. "
Ustaad Nai Shagird Sai Kaha
The teacher told the student. "He committed suicide and committed suicide ... Tell us the difference in both sentences," he said. The student said. "The first sentence shows that he was unemployed, while the second sentence shows that he was married.
