Tthanai Mai
The phone was received in the police station that a person has succeeded in reaching the last destination of Habib Bank, and wants to commit suicide by jumping there. SHO ran away from the area and said to the person while speaking. "Do not commit suicide, think of your soul that you will be over, but it will always be a punishment." I am this. The person replied. "Think of your wife and your innocent children." "I'm not married" think of your parents "My parents are dead. Still, life is very valuable, let's be glad to have a 'fun,' there is no place to move around. "Then look at the VCR REDDANDIN films. "Indian films VCR and dish are opposed to the three." Are you really against the Indian movies VCR and dish? "Yeah, the three are opposed" so what's the matter? "" Why do not you jump down? " "SHO said angryly teeth.
Wazir Sahib
The Minister did not stop talking about a visit to the madhouse too. 'All the mad arts were listening to his speech that suddenly a mad started crying and shouting loudly. "Oh, luck, we had to watch this day too, we had to listen to such an unusual and false speech. Sadly sorry! The Prime Minister looked at the superintendent and was shouting and said. "I think I should finish the speech now." Sir did not head! Keep your speech The superintendent said quickly. "Do not go crazy about it. It will not tighten you now, it only talks once in a year. "
Alarm System
A button was mounted on the floor near the cache of a system installed in a bank in connection with the prevention of growing 'robbery' in Karachi in Karachi. By pressing it could have alarmed at the nearby police station. Alarm was just three days that two bandits reached Tank in the TT. One guarded the guard. The other coincided with the cache showing the cache. The cashier gave cash but also pressed the alarm button with control. After a few seconds, the cache mounted on the phone ringing near him, if he wanted to resume the phone, the robbery showed him the gun and put it on his arm and lifted his hand and heard the sound. "Oh, I'm speaking from the police station. Just take care of yourself. You do not know that your button is placed on the alarm button and remove it. There is alarming alarm in the police station,
Aik Kanjoos
A poor man went to a poor man and asked him to give a rupee in the name of Allah. Rayice said to Nakhut. "It's against our splendor, ask for something more." Poor said lucky. "Let's give you five rupees" Rayis then shouted. "Now we are ashamed of something else," Ludo said in a heart of Faqir that now good goods will come hand, he walked freely. "Good morning! God gives you a long life. Give me one thousand rupees.
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School
Arshad Mian Schoolgirl arrived at his teacher asking the reason. Arshad Mian said. ؟؟I had to make a breakfast myself, so it's late. "Teachers are worried about it. "Your mother does not have any disadvantages." Due to you, that illness can also take place. Come home immediately and inquire well about tomorrow. "On the other hand Arshad Mian came to the classroom and told the teacher. "Ami was saying that if you are not married then you can not take this illness because my younger brother is born."
Aik Shakhs Apnai Dost Sai
A person was pulling out his heart against his wife in front of his friend. "Sometimes my heart wants to put her down to Thakur top floor, but the problem is that I can not do this." "Why" the friend asked. "Of course it will be high." No, sir, climbed up and said. "I think if he survives what will happen to me."
Mahir E Nafsiat
A mother reached a psychiatrist and started asking. "I am very upset with my son's hands, he keeps eating and drinking as a mud." It is not talked about, "Psychiatrist said," It will be wasted by the elderly, "she said. Mother said "Mr.! Tell a quick remedy or else my son's wife will cry crying.
Aik Maal Daar Khatoon
A maiden woman was engaged in the purchase of fruit. During this, her kidney dog fried up. When this process repeatedly did not stop from the shopkeeper, and softened the attention of the woman towards the dog's nervous movements. The woman immediately said while looking at the dog. "Dabo! Stop this move you do not even think that these fruits are not washing? "
Prof Apnai Kisi Dost Kai
A professor carefully went to a friend's dinner at a friend's house, Laninen took care of the idea that if the power was gone, there was no problem with the withdrawal. The night came after the invitation came home. On the other day, the employee hired a host.
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Khawab
In the night I dreamed that I have invented a new kind of breakfast. I was tempted to temporarily eat it, my eyes opened. I saw that there would be a donkey of my foam, a corner was missing. "Tariq replied with a frustration.
Aik Sardar Ji
A chief minister was going to sackcloth with a girl. A bunch said sound. "Sardar! How are you going to take your girlfriend? "Sardar G It will be nice for you to come back to me. "(My girlfriend will be my sister).
Lukhnao Ky Aik Mushairay Mai
Jigur Murad was studying a song in a lunar episode of Lucknow, a friend of his friend started taking his photo, Jagir said. "My photo does not come like you can decorate it in the house." Jigger was very black. "The picture is not to decorate, but to bring children to fear"
Baap Betai Sai
From the father's son: If you work hard like me, you will find wonderful life. Look at me when I came to the city, I did not have anything to do with it. Now see I have a car. There are several plates. Butte asked: What was it in the box box? Father four crore rupees
Imtahan
A boy asked out to his partner, coming out of the examination room. "Dude! I've got a blank paper. "The other fellow said. "Dude! I am also coming from a blank paper, "said the boy first. "Oh, sir, we're going to get angry," he said.
Chand
When the Americans arrived at the moon for the first time, there was a Pakistani sitting there. They were surprised and surprised. They asked him. "How did you reach the moon before us?" "."
Shaadi
"Why do not you marry Amjad?" But Mom is not sure that he is hell. Daughter replied. "So you will get married to yourself." Mother answered.
